I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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