all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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