It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Couch. On fire.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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