where does the pee come out of this thing
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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