so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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