some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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