No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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