dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This house was built for laser tag.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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