maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think i have two assholes
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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