i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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