i think my tv is drunk
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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