Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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