Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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