I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
