i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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