Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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