Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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