I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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