Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize