like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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