Please, let me fuck your mom
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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