So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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