ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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