i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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