it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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