It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was like giving head to a cactus.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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