If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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