I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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