D3 body, D1 cock
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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