Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
OPIZZABONMYDICK
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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