He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Your penis caused this!
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