Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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