Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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