I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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