Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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