i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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