R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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