Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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