Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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