I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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