Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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