Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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