Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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