Sponge bath it is.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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