i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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