i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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