Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates