Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already