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Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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