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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist