since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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