We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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