Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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