no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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